You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
