guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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