I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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