I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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