And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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