the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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