I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
tell me about the fingering
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