so explain again why im purple
no
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
