i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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