at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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