i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he thought i was a dude.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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