Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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