Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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