well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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