You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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