what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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