angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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