What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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