Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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