He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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