You don't have asthma, your pregnant
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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