WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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