I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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