Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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