I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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