omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i think i have herpe
just one?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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