physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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