did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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