i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you would pick up someone in the library
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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