well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It's shark week go big or go home
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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