I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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