Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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