It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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