So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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