I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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