not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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