So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They have beer where we have blood.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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