Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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