Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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