that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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