Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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