Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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