what if I'm pregnant?
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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