Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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