Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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