I'm jealous of your bromance
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I want to fling myself into the sun
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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