omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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