HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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