Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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