He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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