Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
