walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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