I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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