You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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