So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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