Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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