Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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