Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
you never un-have a 4some
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Randomize
