Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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