I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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