I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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