my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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